February 19 - February 26:
"Recently, we had to create a movie project for my Spanish IV class. After turning in a copy to my teacher, I took the movie home to show it to my family, because I thought that we had done pretty good on it. My brother, who's in fourth grade, watched it and said, "You guys probably got a B or a C on this, didn't you?""
By: Itsjustschoolstaff
|
February 11 - February 18:
"Recently, as the bell rang after our 6th period class, I hurried to stand up so I could hurry up and get to my locker. As I quickly got up, my pants ripped up the back to where everyone could see my underwear. Yeah, I threw those pants away as soon as I got home."
By: Hailey17
|
February 3 - February 10:
"I have a teacher that, after grading a stack of papers, will walk around the whole classroom trying to find whose name is on the paper. We asked her why she didn’t just stand in front of the classroom and call us up to get our papers, and she looked at us with a surprised face and said, “Other teachers do that?”"
By: Itsjustschoolstaff
|
January 26 - Febuary 2:
"Recently, my teacher asked us, "Is there a full moon tonight? Everyone is acting up more than usual." Then one of my classmates howled."
By: Itsjustschoolstaff
|
January 18 - January 25:
"My Chemistry II teacher spelt "sulfide" wrong on a periodic table that he gave each of us. "Sulfiide" must have an extra electron or something."
By: Itsjustschoolstaff
|
January 10 - January 17:
"In class, my friend say to another friend, "Hey, did you hear about (girl) cheating on her boyfriend with (guy)?" The girl he was talking about was right behind him."
By: Itsjustschoolstaff
|
January 2 - January 9:
"On a tack-board at school, a teacher had made a "fine arts" display, showing pictures from the past musical. The "Fine Arts" was thumb-tack up individually in different colored letters. Someone moved the letter "F" and made the sign say "farts" instead."
By: Itsjustschoolstaff
|
December 26 - January 1:
"One Friday we had four tests. I'm in fourth grade. Easy on the tests next time, ma'am."
By: Pops
|
December 18 - December 25:
"In Spanish 4, I asked the teacher a question that was a really easy one to answer. My friend goes, "Yeah man, the Spanish 1 class met earlier today. I'm pretty sure they learned it there.""
By: Itsjustschoolstaff
|
December 10 - December 17:
"I just got a letter in the mail that told me I was a State Scholar, and that I should put it on college applications to make them look more impressive. Too bad I finished all of my college applications four days ago."
By: Itsjustschoolstaff
|
December 2 - December 9:
"It was party time at some buddies place at the college I attend. Two hundred people on the deck. The deck collapses. No one was hurt, and a free deck for the renters because it wasn't up to code. Man, I love college!"
By: SImanager
|
November 24 - December 1:
"During class, of my guy classmates said that cheerleading wasn't a sport. After all of the girls in the class had yelled at him, he responded, "Well, if cheerleading is a sport, then so is making a sammich." He's not going to have a girlfriend anytime soon..."
By: Itsjustschoolstaff
|
November 16 - November 23:
"Today I sent an email to a college, wanting to know if I could schedule a visit to the campus for Veteran's Day. I didn't realize that I had misspelled "Veterans" until I had already sent it; I was freaking out the rest of the day. When I got back onto my email later that day, I had one unread message. Turns out that I had entered the email address of the college representative wrong, and it hadn't been delivered after all!"
By: Itsjustschoolstaff
|
November 8 - November 15:
"While in the lab during Chemistry, our teacher decided to show us the effects of potassium chlorate (used in matches and other explosions). When mixed with glucose, a substance found in the common Gummy Bear, an explosion will occur, sort of like a firework going off. Our teacher asked if anyone had a gummy bear; after everyone said no, he paused for a moment and then said, "Well, just about anything will work, it just has to burn. Anyone have a cat at home?""
By: Itsjustschoolstaff
|
October 31 - November 7:
"You know it's Halloween at school when you see a kid riding a five foot tall unicycle around the cafeteria."
By: Itsjustschoolstaff
|
October 23 - October 30:
"Yesterday in Chemistry, the foreign exchange student from Italy scored better on a test than I did."
By: Itsjustschoolstaff
|
October 15 - October 22:
"I've been hiding Waldos around my school. Everyone finds them and rehides them, and I can't find them anymore."
By: Unknown
|
October 7 - October 14:
"In class today, one of my friends was asking if anyone wanted to buy his subwoofer that he was taking out of his car. He asked, "Hey, does anyone want to buy my sub? I've gotta take it out of my car." Our teacher looked over at him with a very confused and slightly appalled look on her face and said, "You're really selling a sub sandwich that's been sitting in your car?!" The whole class couldn't help laughing.
"
By: Itsjustschoolstaff
|
September 26 - October 6:
"Today I woke up and went to school as usual. When I got there, I saw a sign that said "Today is Saturday. Go home, you idiot.""
By: Erin3170
|
September 18 - September 25:
"A few days ago my chemistry class was going to have a test, but the teacher wasn't going to be there. He ran off copies of the test and left them for the substitute. So in class
on test day, the sub gave us a three page test, complete with question numbers 33 - 92, and with a - d on each one. After freaking out, we all worked hard to get it done, but no
one did. Turns out, the teacher meant to circle only ten problems for us to do... but forgot."
By: Itsjustschoolstaff
|
September 10 - September 17:
"Today in gym, some friends and I were trying to untie each others' shoes. A little too eager to get mine, a friend accidentally ripped my shoelaces in half.
Guess who has to buy himself some new laces?"
By: Unknown
|
September 3 - September 9:
"While studying for my chemistry final, I ran into a problem. I texted my teacher for help and after a few minutes he responded back "ask God to help you ...." That final
went horribly."
By: Endy08
|
August 18 - September 2:
"My uncle (a highschool teacher) was teaching a class, and his students wouldn't stop talking. So he decided to yell "Silencio" to the class, thinking that they would get the
Harry Potter reference. Either it worked, or they were just totally shocked, because they stopped talking for a while after that!"
By: Itsjustschoolstaff
|
August 10 - August 17:
"I was talking to a fellow teacher and she was talking on her phone at the same time. Her husband was on the other line and he told her that he sent
her a text. So she looks around for a few seconds then says "I can not find my cell phone", all the while she was talking on it."
By: Davidteaches06
|
August 2 - August 9:
A couple weeks ago my teacher said we had to answer some questions, and if they were wrong we had to do 5 and a half push-ups. "How you do a half a push-up?" someone asked.
After a moment of silence, the teacher replied, "None of you know the material, so I guess we're going to find out."
By: ParisBaby16
|
July 26 - August 1:
Today, I asked my teacher what the differance between an F and an F- is. She responded after contemplating for a few seconds, "Well, an F is a fail, while an F- is an epic fail."
That's why she's my favorite.
By: JacyRae
|
June 16 - July 25:
Today, we played townball in P.E. (it's the same as kickball, but there is no limit to the number of people on the bases.) While on first base, I looked at a girl
I know and asked her politely "Would you like to go to second base with me?" She didn't look too happy with the request and proceeded to slap me.
By: Endy08
|
June 8 - June 15:
The other day, my friend and I had the song "Hey Jude" by the Beatles stuck in our heads. So we decided to start singing it out loud. Then we preceeded
to direct the class in the singing. We tried getting everyone to join in, but unfortunately only two did. Maybe because our teacher was still teaching...
By: Woodenshoes1
|
May 4 - May 11:
Last Friday, an assignment was due for class. The assignment was taken for completion points,
and I had only done the first side. So, when the teacher was walking by, I mock-flipped it over,
and she didn't notice. I got full credit. I am such an evil genius. IJS
By: Slammusaran
|
